The A 59ers


Here are a few to make you smile  

 
 

 

The Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand.

"I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she said.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we new it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl.

"My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF, but before she could say "Fuck!," the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

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ENDLESS TASK ...................AHHHH MOTHER LOVE .............. 

 
 

 http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

have a look at this just for the laugh it is quite amusing

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HE NEVER LISTENED WHEN I TOLD HIM..............MAMA'S TAKING A PEE LEAVE ME BE OR YOU'LL BE SOOOOOORRRYYYYYYY . HEHEHEHEHEHE  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councilor from Glasgow , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.


 His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT :


 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his fuckin nuts are wet.'

 
 

I WONDER WHERE YOU GET THESE .....................DON'T IT MAKE YOU WANT ONE !!!! LOL  

 

 
 
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